A Good Scare Is Worth

If You Don't Learn To Laugh At Troubles, You Won't Have Anything To Laugh At When You Grow Old.

Everyone Hates A Martyr; It's No Wonder Martyrs Were Burned At The Stake.

The Only Gambling Tip Which Amounts To Anything Is To Keep Out Of The Game.

Most People Eat As If They Were Fattening Themselves For Market.

The Man Who Can Keep A Secret May Be Wise, But He Is Not Half As Wise As The Man With No Secrets To Keep.