A Foolish Picture I Live

Conceived In Anger, Addicted To Hate, The Mutant Child Of A Twisted State.

Chocolate Thickens The Saliva, Which Isn't Good News If You've Gotta Recite Shakespeare Or Sing Iron Man. Having Said That, You're Not Supposed To Drink Tea Either But I Still Do Before Gigs. It's Not Very Rock And Roll, But It's Like A Magic Potion To Me.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

There Are No Uncriminal Crimes.

I Don't Forget What I Used To Do And So I Can't Justifiably Say To My Kid, "don't You Do That," When I Used To Do It Myself.