A Fly Was Very Close

I Want To Ride In A Cold Air Balloon. "this Isn't Going Anywhere!"

I Got An Ant Farm; Them Fellas Didn't Grow Sh*t.

We Don't Have To Fix Anything.

I Have A Cheese-shredder At Home, Which Is Its Positive Name. They Don't Call It By Its Negative Name, Which Is Sponge-ruiner. Because I Wanted To Clean It, But Now I Have Little Bits Of Sponge That Would Melt Easily Over Tortilla Chips.

Look At The Limes In This Drink, How They Float. That's Good News. Next Time I'm On A Boat, And It Capsizes, I Will Reach For A Lime. I'm Saved By The Buoyancy Of Citrus.