A Fellow Has To Have

Any Pitcher Who Throws At A Batter And Deliberately Tries To Hit Him Is A Communist.

Every Player Should Be Accorded The Privilege Of At Least One Season With The Chicago Cubs. That's Baseball As It Should Be Played - In God's Own Sunshine. And That's Really Living.

Slow Thinkers Are Part Of The Game Too. Some Of These Slow Thinkers Can Hit A Ball A Long Way.

There Are Surprisingly Few Real Students Of The Game In Baseball; Partly Because Everybody, My Eighty-three Year Old Grandmother Included, Thinks They Learned All There Was To Know About It At Puberty. Baseball Is Very Beguiling That Way.

The Giants Were Supposed To Have A New Motto, 'shut Up And Deal.'