A Drunk Doesn't Try To

I Had A Fan Who Had A Fictional Relationship With Me. She Wrote Letters To Me And Then Wrote Return Letters To Herself (from Me). In Her Mind, We Were Married And Had Two Children. Her Parents Finally Uncovered This Delusional Life She Was Living And She Got Help.

We Found A Great Rhythm. Contractions Started Kicking In. I Sat There With Her, Right Between Her Legs. We Got Tribal On It, We Danced To It! I Was Dj-ing This Brazilian Music.

A Foolish Man... Built His House Upon The Sand.

I Want To Thank God Because That's Who I Look Up. He's Graced My Life With Opportunities. He's Shown Me That It's A Scientific Fact That Gratitude Reciprocates.

My Lawyer Has Been A Good Friend Of Mine For A Long Time. He And I Continuously Have Conversations.