A Drink A Day Keeps

Orthodoxy Is A Relaxation Of The Mind Accompanied By A Stiffening Of The Heart.

Civilization, Like An Airplane In Flight, Survives Only As It Keeps Going Forward.

So I Lived Alone. The First Thing I Did Was Take Off My Pants. Naturally.

A Genius Is Always On Duty; Even His Dreams Are Tax Deductible.

The Sense Of Justice Springs From Self-respect; Both Are Coeval With Our Birth. Children Are Born With An Innate Sense Of Justice; It Usually Takes Twelve Years Of Public Schooling And Four More Years Of College To Beat It Out Of Them.