A Couple Weeks Ago I

I Am A Man. And I Am Former Baby And A Future Skeleton, And I Am A Distant Future Pile Of Dust.

A Lifevest Protects You From Drowning And A Bulletproof Vest Protects You From Getting Shot, And A Sweater Vest Protects You From Pretty Girls.

There Is No I In Team, Unless You Count The Vertical Part Of The T.

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Being Watched, But Then I Remember That My Show Was Canceled Three Years Ago.

There Is A Small, But Important, Difference Between Peeing In The Pool, And Peeing Into The Pool.