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I Wonder How They Deal With Mice At Disney World.

I Like Birthdays. Every Time Someone Is Born, That's Just Like Bringing More Cake Into The World.

It's Weird The Way "finger Puppet" Sounds Okay As A Noun... Ladies.

I Set A Personal Record On Christmas. I Got My Shopping Done Three Weeks Ahead Of Time. I Had All The Presents Back At My Apartment, I Was Halfway Through Wrapping Them, And I Realized, 'damn, I Used The Wrong Wrapping Paper.' The Paper I Used Said, 'happy Birthday.' I Didn't Want To Waste It, So I Just Wrote 'jesus' On It.

Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.