A Celebrity, Whatever I Am,

Something About New York, Man: You Can Do More Comedy There Probably Than You Can Anywhere In The World. If You're Interested In Being Funny, New York Is The Place To Go.

Somebody Broke Into My House Once, This Is A Good Time To Call The Police, But Mm Mm, Nope. The House Was Too Nice. It Was A Real Nice House, But They'd Never Believe I Lived In It. They'd Be Like 'he's Still Here!

The Higher Up I Went, The Less Happy I Was.

Everyone Around Me Says, You're A Genius! You're Great! That's Your Voice! But I'm Not Sure If They're Right.

Hey Hey Hey, Smoke Weed Everyday