A Car Alarm Is A

Drunken Behavior Will Not Be Tolerated, Except By Those Who Are Being Hilarious.

Socrates Became A Trendsetter. Other Philosophers, Including Plato And Aristotle And Gus, Quickly Followed Suit, Dropping Their Last Names Too. And, For Centuries After That There Would Be Countless Imitators Including Oltaire, Michelangelo, And, Much Later, Cher.

Yes" Actually Means "no" 100% Of The Time, When The Question Is "can I Give You Some Advice?

You Get Really Disillusioned, Because You Thought You Were In Love. But You Realize That You're Just Alone.

I Bought A Dictionary. First Thing I Did Was, I Looked Up The Word "dictionary", And It Said "you're An Asshole".