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100% Of The People Who Give 110% Do Not Understand Math.

Never Be Less Interesting Than Your Refrigerator Magnets.

I Always Wanted To Do A Movie, Because I Love The Movies. They Give You A Chance To Have An Intimacy With Your Audience That Is Different From Stand Up. With Movies, You Can Bring The Audience In With A Close Up, And Emote In A Different Way.

A Lot Of People Don't Like Bumper Stickers. I Don't Mind Bumper Stickers. To Me A Bumper Sticker Is A Shortcut. It's Like A Little Sign That Says 'hey, Let's Never Hang Out.'

I Can Tell How Lonely I Am By How Easily I'm Fooled By A Mannequin In A Store.