A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity;

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.

Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

A Lazy Man's Wife Is Generally The Power Behind The Drone.

The Trouble With Dieting Is That A Pound Of Will Power Takes Off Only An Ounce Of Weight.

In Congress The Majority Governs, But The Minority Rules.