A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity;

Some Men Take Good Care Of A Car; Others Treat It Like One Of The Family.

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

The Mint Makes It First, It Is Up To You To Make It Last.