Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.