Your Husband Is Lazy If

They Always Say To Californians That We Don't Have Seasons. Of Course, That Is Not True. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud And Drought.

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.

Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To Express Himself On An Expressway.

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.