You Know What God Told

I'm Not Bad (his Speed). I'm No Joe Morgan, But I'm Pretty Good For A White Guy.

I'm Just Like Everybody Else. I Have Two Arms, Two Legs And Four-thousand Hits.

I'm No Different From Anybody Else With Two Arms, Two Legs, And Forty-two Hundred Hits.

You Know What God Told The Cubs? Don't Do Anything Until I Come Back.

I Told Him (pete Rose, Jr.) Who To Watch. I Said If You Want To Be A Catcher, Watch Johnny Bench. If You Want To Be A Right-handed Power Hitter, Watch Mike Schmidt. If You Just Want To Be A Hitter, Watch Me.