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When I Do Something Good, The Audience Lets Me Know Immediately. They Laugh. That's It.

You Can't Be Happy That Fire Cooks Your Food And Be Mad It Burns Your Fingertips.

The Government Hates Rap. That's Why They Don't Arrest Anybody That Kills Rappers! Only The Good Ones Are Dead, Man! Only The Good Ones: Biggie Dead, Tupac Dead, Vanilla Ice Still Alive! They Don't Fill Out A Police Report. They Don't Even Have A Chalk Line When It's A Dead Rapper, They Just Take A Piss Around The Body.

I Think All The Funny People Were Bullied. When They Talk About Outlawing Bullying, It's Like, What? You Want No Comedy Central?

It Used To Take Years To Become A Junkie. But Crack Cut That Down To 37 Minutes.