Why Is There So Much

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.

My Wife Is The Kind Of Girl Who Will Not Go Anywhere Without Her Mother, And Her Mother Will Go Anywhere.

Sex: The Thing That Takes Up The Least Amount Of Time And Causes The Most Amount Of Trouble.

The Trouble With Life Is That There Are So Many Beautiful Women And So Little Time.

The Good Die Young, Because They See It's No Use Living If You Have Got To Be Good.