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Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid Says He Will Not Seek Re-election. Harry Said He Wants To Spend More Time With His Family. As I Always Say, Check With Your Family.

Two Things You Need To Know About Taxes. They've Extended The Deadline To April 18, And When You Write Your Check, Just Make It Out To China.

Hillary Clinton Is Running For President. This Time Around, She Promises To Be Warm And Approachable. Like Me.

I Know You're On The Atkins Diet, But Could You Stop Eating Bacon During Sex?

United Airlines: Passengers Are Our Worst Enemy. We're Not Too Fond Of Luggage Either.