To Be A Great Game,

To Be A Great Game, One Of The Teams Has To Score First.

Newcastle Are Absolutely Besotted By Injuries.

When I Lived In Rural Oxfordshire, I Was Walking Home Across A Field When I Stroked A Cow. The Damn Thing Butted Me In The Orchestras.

If You're A Goalkeeper, It Doesn't Matter What You Save The Ball With; If You Keep It Out, It's Not A Goal.

He Looks Like A Man Who Has Nits And Worms At The Same Time.