The Trouble With The World

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.

Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise At All If They Didn't Have To Walk To Their Cars.

Many A Woman Would Get A Divorce If She Could Do It Without Making Her Husband Happy.