Some People Would Never Get

After Wisdom Comes Wit.

Under Dictatorship, The People In Prison Are Always Superior To The People Who Put Them There.

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.