After Wisdom Comes Wit.

Many A Woman Would Get A Divorce If She Could Do It Without Making Her Husband Happy.

If You Don't Like To Make Excuses Or Apologies, Stop Making Promises.

It Takes Hundreds Of Nuts To Hold A Car Together, But It Takes Only One Of Them To Scatter It All Over The Highway.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.