It Takes Hundreds Of Nuts

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

We Can't Do Much About The Length Of Our Lives, But We Can Do Plenty About It's Width And Depth.