The Pope Is Guarded By

I Want To Be A Taxidermist! I Wanna Fill Animals With Sand. I Wanna Get More Sand Into An Animal Than Anybody Has Ever Bloody Got In One. I Wanna Fill A Rat With The Entire Gobi Desert, So It’s Really Quite Tight.

Queen Victoria, One Of Our More Frumpy Queen's. They're All Frumpy Aren't They? Because It's A Bad Idea When Cousin's Marry.

There's Not Much Makeup In The Army, Is There? No. They Only Have That Nighttime Look, And That's A Bit Slapdash, Isn't It?

If You're Choking In A Restaurant You Can Just Say The Magic Words, 'heimlich Maneuver,' And All Will Be Well. Trouble Is, It's Difficult To Say 'heimlich Maneuver' When You're Choking To Death.

Cake And Tea Or Death?