Cake And Tea Or Death?

I've Wiped The File? .... I've Wiped All The Files? .... I've Wiped The Internet? I Don't Even Have A Modem!

I Don't Subscribe To The Theory That All Politicians Are Crap. I Think The 'cool People' Often Take That Position.

This Is Your Captain Speaking. Welcome Aboard Flight...one, From...here To There. We'll Be Cruising At A Height Of Ten Feet, Going Up To Twelve And A Half Feet If We See Anything Big. And Our Copilot Today Is A Flask Of Coffee.

You Notice How They Always Put The Fruit And Veg At The Entrance To The Supermarket? You Go In Thinking 'this Is A Fresh Shop, Everything In Here Is Fresh! I Will Do Well To Shop Here'. You Never Go Straight To The Bit With The Toilet Paper, Loo Brushes And Such Do You? You'd Think 'this Is A Poo Shop! Everything In Here Is Themed On Poo!

I Just Play To Progressive Audiences. You Know, If They're Watching Discovery Channel, History Channel, That Kind Of Thing, "monty Python" Have Already Laid The Groundwork. They're Known Around The World. People Like That Kind Of Surrealist, Left-field Humor, And That's What I Do. And "saturday Night Live," A Lot Of American Humor. "the Simpsons," Above All, The Weird, Left-field Humor, Which I Love. And Sardonic. So That's All I'm Doing. I Find That Audience, And They're In Every Developed Country Around The World.