The Only Time I Ever

[when To Have A Facelift:] If You're Tripping Over Your Neck.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.

Everybody Knows How Lazy He Is. One Day The Neighbors Saw Fang Mow The Lawn And I Got Three Get Well Cards.

I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty Shop... And That Was For The Estimate.

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.