The Moon Is So Beautiful.

The Moon Is So Beautiful. It's A Big Silver Dollar, Flipped By God. And It Landed Scarred Side Up, See? So He Made The World.

It's Salt. Why Don't You Sprinkle Some On Me, Honey? Aren't I Just Good Enough To Eat?

These Characters Were Like Twelve-bar Blues Or Other Chord Progressions. Given The Basic Parameters Of Batman, Different Creators Could Play Very Different Music.

The 'medium' Is Unaware Of Its Attractiveness, That's All. Everyone Loves Comics. I've Proven This To My Own Satisfaction By Handing Them Out To Acountants, Insurance Brokers, Hairdressers, Mothers Of Children, Black Belts, Pop Stars, Taxi Drivers, Painters, Lesbians, Doctors Etc. Etc. The X-files, Buffy, The Matrix, X-men - Mainstream Culture Is Not What It Once Was When Science Fiction And Comics Fans Huddled In Cellars Like Gnostic Christians Dodging The Romans. We Should Come Up Into The Light Soon Before We Suffocate.

Gayness Is Built Into Batman. I'm Not Using Gay In The Pejorative Sense, But Batman Is Very, Very Gay. There's Just No Denying It. Obviously As A Fictional Character He's Intended To Be Heterosexual, But The Basis Of The Whole Concept Is Utterly Gay.