The Last Time I Played

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

There Are Many Talented English Personalities, But Unfortunately They Were All In Hollywood.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.