Louis B. Mayer Came Out

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.