Respect And Love Your Readers.

I Hate Mornings. They Start So Early.

It's Not The Pizza, Darlin', Its My Masculine Presence." Joe Morelli

I Wasnt Always A Writer. When I Went To College And Majored In Fine Arts, I Was A Painter. Then I Was A Stay-at-home Mom.

I Wasn’t A Fabulous Cook. I Didn’t Have A Boyfriend, Much Less A Husband. And I Wasn’t A Big Financial Success. I Could Live With All Those Failings As Long As I Knew That Once In A While I Looked Really Hot.

That’s Nice Of You, But It’s Not Necessary To Loan Me A Car.” “i Loan You Cars All The Time.” “and I Almost Always Destroy Them Or Lose Them. I Have Terrible Luck With Cars.” “working At Rangeman Is A High-stress Job, And You’re One Of Our Few Sources Of Comic Relief. I Give You A Car And My Men Start A Pool On How Long It Will Take You To Trash It. You’re A Line Item In My Budget Under Entertainment.