I Wasnt Always A Writer.

Just Because I Know How To Change A Guys Oil Doesn't Mean I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life On My Back, Staring Up His Undercarriage.

I Was Driving By, Doing A Security Check... And I Smelled Leg Of Lamb." Morelli

My Father Was In The Kitchen Putting A New Washer In The Kitchen Faucet. He Looked Relieved To See Morelli Standing In The Hallway. He'd Probably Prefer I Bring Home Someone Useful, Like A Butcher Or A Car Mechanic, But I Guess Cops Are A Step Up From Undertakers.

Give Me The Gun." Ranger Said. I Extracted The Gun From My Pants And Handed It Over. Ranger Held The Gun In The Pulm Of His Hand And Smiled. "it's Warm," He Said. He Put The Gun In The Glove Compartment And Plugged The Key Into The Ignition. Am I Fired?" No. Any Women Who Can Heat Up A Gun Like That Is Worth Keeping Around.

I Mostly Eat Peanut Butter Sandwiches. Peanut Butter And Banana, Peanut Butter And Jelly, Peanut Butter And Potato Chips, Peanut Butter And Olives, And Peanut Butter And Marshmallow Goo. So Sue Me, I Like Peanut Butter.