Radio As We Know It

The Breakfast Of Champions Isn't Cereal, It's The Competition!

I Used To Jog But The Ice Cubes Kept Falling Out Of My Glass.

Let's Play With The Career, If We Can't Find Anything Else To Do

I'm Not Conceited. Conceit Is A Fault And I Have No Faults.

Classic Van Halen Made People Want To Dance And F**k. Modern Van Halen Makes You Want To Drink Milk And Drive Foreign Cars.