President Eisenhower Has Given Up

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation