Pound Notes Are The Best

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

What The Hell Difference Does It Make, Left Or Right? There Were Good Men Lost On Both Sides.

I Have A Total Irreverence For Anything Connected With Society Except That Which Makes The Roads Safer, The Beer Stronger, The Food Cheaper And The Old Men And Old Women Warmer In The Winter And Happier In The Summer.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

I Am Married To Beatrice Salkeld, A Painter. We Have No Children, Except Me.