Playing Baseball For A Living

I Can't Remember, I Wish I Could Remember The First Time I Bet On Baseball.

There Is An Old Saying That Money Can't Buy Happiness. If It Could, I Would Buy Myself Four Hits Every Game.

When People Ask Me, "who Was The Toughest Pitcher You Ever Faced?", I Have To Say That There Has Never Been A Pitcher Who Over-impressed Me. That's Not Meant To Be A Bragging Statement. It's Just That I Get Up For Good Pitchers.

I Admitted I Bet On Baseball, But I Wasn't Suspended From Baseball For Betting On Baseball.

You Know What God Told The Cubs? Don't Do Anything Until I Come Back.