People Can Get Crazier As

I Guess I Was A Mom So Late In Life, My Daughter Was The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread.

I May Not Be A Great Actress But I've Become The Greatest At Screen Orgasms. Ten Seconds Of Heavy Breathing, Roll Your Head From Side To Side, Simulate A Slight Asthma Attack And Die A Little.

Memory Is The First Casualty Of Middle Age, If I Remember Correctly.

People Can Get Crazier As They Get Older. I Can Just Be Weird Whenever I Want, And There's The Freedom Of Not Caring What People Think.

Men Say They Love Independence In A Woman, But They Don't Waste A Second Demolishing It Brick By Brick.