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I Never Do Impressions, But I Probably Should. People Like That Stuff.

The First Principle Of Solid Wisdom Is Discretion, Without It All The Erudition Of Life Is Merely Bagatelle.

I'm Thankful For Women. I Think Women Are More Intelligent Than Men. Also, Without Women, There Would Be No Cookies.

My Dad Had This Thing - Everyone In Canada Wants To Play Hockey; That's All They Want To Do. So When I Was A Kid, Whenever We Skated My Dad Would Not Let Us On The Ice Without Hockey Sticks, Because Of This Insane Fear We Would Become Figure Skaters!

A Lot Of People Think I'm Difficult To Work With. It's Not Like I Really Want To Do That Much Stuff, So It Doesn't Really Matter. I Guess I'm Somewhat Difficult When It Comes To Comedy.