Oakland Is Home, And You

Oakland Is Home, And You Always Want To Go Home. Anytime You Get The Chance, You're Happy To Go Home.

In Baseball You Train The Whole Body, Except For The Hip And Eyes.

I Can't Find A Job. It Makes Me Crazy.

Today I Am The Greatest Of All Time.

When I Was Growing Up, My Favorite Player Was Reggie Jackson - And I Never Got The Opportunity To Get An Autograph From Reggie. I Was So Frustrated. I Mean, He Was My Idol. And I Couldn't Get No Autograph. I Would Go Through Punishment Waiting On Him (after Games) Because He Was Always The Last Guy To Come Out. And I Would Go Back Home With No Autograph.