My Wife Was Too Beautiful

You Can't Drown Yourself In Drink. I've Tried; You Float.

I Am Thinking Of Taking A Fifth Wife. Why Not? Solomon Had A Thousand Wives And He Is A Synonym For Wisdom.

My Head Is Buried In The Sands Of Tomorrow, While My Tail Feathers Are Singed By The Hot Sun Of Today.

The Good Die Young, Because They See It's No Use Living If You Have Got To Be Good.

Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.