My Idea Of A Holiday

I Don't Want To Be Carried Out Of A Club Wearing A Tie-dye T-shirt And A Cap On The Wrong Way Around When I Am 70, But I Would Like To Settle Down A Bit. Maybe With A Partner.

My Idea Of A Holiday Was Following My Family Up The Hill With My Pekinese, Who Would Skip Over The Heather In Front Of Me.

As A Kid I Would Be Put To Bed When My Parents Had Guests And Because I Was Such A Show-off I Would Go To My Mum's Room, Put On Her Nightdress And Jackie Onassis Shawl, Run Downstairs, Go Outside, Ring The Doorbell And Pretend To Be One Of The Guests. I'd Say, 'hello, I'm Mrs. So-and-so.

I'm A Gay Man Who Came From The Last Years Of Illegality. That Focused My Whole Character. I Think It Focused Everyone's Character In A Way. You Saw Yourself As Outside Of The Main Structure.

Listen, In England People Are Already Writing Their Memoirs At The Age Of 23.