Moral, Adj. Conforming To A

I Never Said All Democrats Were Saloonkeepers. What I Said Was That All Saloonkeepers Are Democrats.

Observatory, N. A Place Where Astronomers Conjecture Away The Guesses Of Their Predecessors.

Consolation, N. The Knowledge That A Better Man Is More Unfortunate Than Yourself.

Bait, N. A Preparation That Renders The Hook More Palatable. The Best Kind Is Beauty.

Logomachy, N. A War In Which The Weapons Are Words And The Wounds Punctures In The Swim-bladder Of Self-esteem - A Kind Of Contest In Which, The Vanquished Being Unconscious Of Defeat, The Victor Is Denied The Reward Of Success.