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I Never Said All Democrats Were Saloonkeepers. What I Said Was That All Saloonkeepers Are Democrats.
-Ambrose Bierce
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I Never Said All Democrats

Ambrose Bierce
I Never Said All Democrats Were Saloonkeepers. What I Said Was That All Saloonkeepers Are Democrats.
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