Life Is A Movement Outward,

The Average Man Plays To The Gallery Of His Own Self-esteem.

Life Is A Paradox. Every Truth Has Its Counterpart Which Contradicts It; And Every Philosopher Supplies The Logic His Own Undoing.

When A Man Sends You An Impudent Letter, Sit Right Down And Give It Back To Him With Interest Ten Times Compounded, And Then Throw Both Letters In The Wastebasket.

If You Have Health, You Probably Will Be Happy, And If You Have Health And Happiness, You Have All The Wealth You Need, Even If It Is Not All You Want.

Self-control Is The Ability To Restrain A Laugh At The Wrong Place.