It Only Takes A Second

I Want No Epitaphs Of Profound History And All That Type Of Thing. I Contributed. I Would Hope They Would Say That, And I Would Hope Somebody Liked Me.

The River Trent Is Lovely, I Know Because I Have Walked On It For 18 Years.

Who The Hell Wants Fourteen Pairs Of Shoes When They Go On Holiday? I Haven't Had Fourteen Pairs In My Life.

I’ve Decided To Pick My Moment To Retire Very Carefully – In About 200 Years’ Time.

Resignations Are For Prime Ministers And Those Caught With Their Trousers Down, Not For Me.