If You Want To Know

The Computer Saves Man A Lot Of Guesswork, But So Does The Bikini.

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

There Is Nothing More Dignified Than A Corpse.

The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.

Experience Is A Great Teacher, And Sometimes A Pretty Teacher Is A Great Experience.