Experience Is A Great Teacher,

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.

A Man Is Known By The Company He Keeps, But A Woman Is Known By The Company She Keeps Waiting.

It's Surprising How Much Wisdom Every Man Possesses -- If Not For His Own Affairs, Then For The Affairs Of Others.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

A Signature Always Reveals A Man's Character - And Sometimes Even His Name.