I Was In A Beauty

When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When We Get Up In The Morning, We Don't Kiss; We Touch Gloves.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.