Have The Man At The

I Have So Many Liver Spots, I Ought To Come With A Side Of Onions.

Your Husband Is Lazy If Coffee Doesn't Keep Him Awake - Even When It's Hot And Being Spilled On Him.

One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby Sitter Who Is Acquainted With Your Children.' If They Were Acquainted With My Children, They Wouldn't Sit!

I've Been Asked To Say A Couple Of Words About My Husband, Fang. How About Short And Cheap?

My Father Used To Call Me The Laughing Hyena.