I Want To Be Governor

Remember: Y'all Is Singular. All Y'all Is Plural. All Y'all's Is Plural Possessive.

I Even Went So Far As To Become A Southern Baptist For A While, Until I Realized That They Didn't Hold 'em Under Long Enough.

I Want To Be Governor [of Texas] Because I Need The Closet Space.

There's A Fine Line Between Fiction And Non-fiction And I Think I Snorted It Somewhere In 1979

You Struggle With Your Demons And You Conquer Them.