I Want 'the Lady' Magazine

The Reason We All Need A Mutton Alert, Which Needs Constant Testing, Like Smoke Alarms, Is Because There Is Really No Such Thing As Age-appropriate Dressing Any Longer, As I Know Because My Wardrobe Is Interchangeable With My Daughter's.

If You Tell The Truth You Get Into Trouble, And That's Why Politicians Are Extremely Dull.

I Want 'the Lady' Magazine To Be Restored To Its Traditional Place In The Pantheon Of Weekly Magazines.

I Think Everyone Can Recognize The One-upmanship And The Competition That Go On Wherever You Are, Especially Among Groups Where The Women Don't Have To Hold Down Office Jobs And Instead Get In A Total Snit About Who Won The Longest Carrot Contest Or Took First Prize For Summer Chutney In The August Fete.

When I'm Called Unkind... That Really Cuts To The Quick. You Can Say Anything Else That You Like About Me.