I Talk So Much About

You Could Smell My Ass From Mars.

Have You Ever Talked To Someone, And You're Not Even Really Talking To Them? Actors Are The Worst For That.

The Comedy Store In La, It's A Really Loose Room And It's Really Dark And Creepy And A Great Place To Explore Your Own Thoughts Onstage.

People Say You Can Abuse Marijuana. You Can Abuse Cheeseburgers. Does That Mean We Should Close Burger Kings.

When I First Went Onstage I Even Had A Suit Jacket On With The Sleeves Rolled Up Because That's What I Saw On Tv Or At The Improv That Everybody Did.